Dear Kobe Bryant and LeBron James,
Thank you for your auditions. The jobs are yours as soon as the windows open.
Sincerely,
- The Knicks
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Dear Joe Torre,
Guess you were right.
"Love,"
- A-Fraud
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Dear A-Roid,
Always room for one more.
Sincerely,
- Jose Cansteroid, Barroid, McGwiroid, Palmeiroid, and Roidger
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Dear Andruw Jones,
Thank you for signing and here are your P.E.Ds. Don't worry, we've helped many players over the years (and Lord knows you need the help).
- The Texas Rangers pharmaceutical staff
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Well??!
Sincerely,
- Your career
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Sincerely,
- Manny Ramirez, Adam Dunn, Bobby Abreu, Garrett Anderson, and Ken Griffey Jr's careers
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Good luck with your new image, man.
Thank you for your auditions. The jobs are yours as soon as the windows open.
Sincerely,
- The Knicks
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Dear Joe Torre,
Guess you were right.
"Love,"
- A-Fraud
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Dear A-Roid,
Always room for one more.
Sincerely,
- Jose Cansteroid, Barroid, McGwiroid, Palmeiroid, and Roidger
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Dear Andruw Jones,
Thank you for signing and here are your P.E.Ds. Don't worry, we've helped many players over the years (and Lord knows you need the help).
- The Texas Rangers pharmaceutical staff
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Dear Stephon Marbury,
Well??!
Sincerely,
- Your career
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WELL??!!!
Sincerely,
- Manny Ramirez, Adam Dunn, Bobby Abreu, Garrett Anderson, and Ken Griffey Jr's careers
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Dear Michael Phelps,
Good luck with your new image, man.
Regards,
- Cheech and Chong
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