Letters From the Abyss

Yo, Allen Iverson,
This B my side of the street, playa!
Check it!
- Stephon Marbury


Dear Roger Clemens,
See? See? If you had stayed away from steroids like I did, you could have maintained your image and skipped spring training every year.
But nooooo...
- Sincerely,
Brett Favre


Dear Quentin Richardson,
Impressive, but it's still a
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
long,
road.
Sincerely,
- Bobo Newsom: Traded 16 times in 23 years.


Dear Los Angeles,
Manny who?
- Juan Pierre


Dear Plaxico Burress,
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
- Brett Favre

Dear Brett Favre,
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
- Michael Vick,

Dear Michael Vick,
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
- Rick Pitino

Dear Rick Pitino,
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
- David Ortiz

Dear David Ortiz,
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
- Josh Hamilton

Dear Josh Hamilton,
Thanks for taking the heat off me.
- Donte Stallworth

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